Because a hot shower beats a campfire.

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CAMPING SUCKS™ / NUREMBERG

LOVE THE TRIP.
HATE THE CAMPING.

DESIGNED INDOORS IN NUREMBERG.
TESTED OUTSIDE RELUCTANTLY.

CAMPING SUCKS
REAL TRIPS / REAL COMPLAINTS WE ACTUALLY CAMP. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW.
Rain seen through a van window in Brussels

WOKE UP
DAMP.

THE IMPRESSIONS WERE GREAT.

NO BATHROOM.
STILL GOT
A MIRROR.

LOVE THE TRIP. HATE THE CAMPING.

Using the van mirror while camping
Pizza in bed inside a van

ROOM
SERVICE.

PRETTY GOOD TRIP.
TERRIBLE HOTEL.

SAVED €170.
LOST A
SHOWER.

10/10 CITY. 2/10 BEDROOM.

CAMPING SUCKS van at night
TWO MODES. ONE OBVIOUS CHOICE. PLAY THE PROBLEM INSTEAD OF EXPLAINING IT.

01 / COMFORT MODE

NOTHING
HAPPENS.
PERFECT.

HOT SHOWER ON
RUNNING FAUCET ON
FULL FRIDGE ON
REAL TOILET ON
ACTUAL BED ON

A slow comfort loop. No points. No winning. Just everything camping removed.

ENTER COMFORT MODE ↗

02 / TRIAL MODE

SURVIVE
THE
NIGHT.

LOCATION: PARKING LOT 02:11 → SUNRISE
SLEEP 42
BLADDER 78
HYDRATION 33
COINS 06
CURRENT PROBLEM: FLOODLIGHTS / MOSQUITOES / SOMEONE'S GENERATOR

Choose sea, lake, campsite or aggressively lit parking lot. Manage sleep, bladder, hydration, sunrise and money. Good luck.

ENTER TRIAL MODE ↗
THINGS WE ACTUALLY MADE NO SHOP. STILL AVAILABLE.
CAMPING SUCKS Heavyweight Oversized T-Shirt
CAMPING SUCKS Heavyweight Oversized T-Shirt

HEAVYWEIGHT OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

WHITE / RED · S–XXL

GET ONE ↗
CAMPING SUCKS Comfort Mode Crewneck

COMFORT MODE CREWNECK

GREY / RED · S–XXL

GET ONE ↗
CAMPING SUCKS Comfort Mode Crewneck
CAMPING SUCKS Classic Tote Bag
CAMPING SUCKS Tote Bag

CLASSIC TOTE BAG

BLACK / RED

GET ONE ↗

WE DON'T REALLY
RUN A SHOP.

We made a few things because camping still sucks. Products link out to an external checkout when available.

WE'D DO IT AGAIN.
UNFORTUNATELY.

CAMPING SUCKS™ is an independent project by Pretty Lush! GmbH.